Today I'm Wearing...Shirley Bassey Falsies

This post is difficult for me to write. Literally (DadJokes nb. correct use of this word), with 2cm long stick on nails. But if you're going to suffer a lot of typos, then make the suffering worthwhile, with the ruby red slippers of the false nail world - Star by Julien Macdonald glitter nail set.

Get them in Debenhams (soon), stick them on after you've completed all your work, and listen for the firework night appropriate 'oooh's and 'aaaah's'.

There is no option but to go out after work tonight now, damn glitter nails...